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Power, peace, power, peace,

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wind suck, peace, wind suck.

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I'm sorry.

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I have no belt.

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Forgot the belt.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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Come on.

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Come on.

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You can do it.

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Land us.

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Land us.

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Land us.

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Holy shit.

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That was some thrill for this

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time of a Sunday.

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Not great weather.

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Not the worst either.

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It's not the worst either.

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It could be a lot worse.

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I've seen worse.

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I've seen worse.

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We've been worse off.

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We've been worse off.

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But I forgot the fucking belt.

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I have to keep on pulling these

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leads up.

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As I was running up.

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The pants were almost down.

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It was a real Charlie Chaplin

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Holy smoke.

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Let me check there and see if

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we're still rolling on this way.

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Woo.

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We're on.

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We're on.

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I don't know if we've got

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another one.

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I think we should have another

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one coming straight in behind.

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Could be Luton.

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Could be London.

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Could be something.

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Schnoffels.

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Thank you very much for the tip.

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Very kind of you there Schnoffels.

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We have another one.

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I'm just checking and seeing

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what he is.

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He's doing a go around.

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He's.

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Nope.

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Nope.

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Nope.

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Nope.

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That's a different plane.

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No it is.

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It's Alicante.

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Alicante is in.

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He had to turn.

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Alicante had to turn around

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Manchester was landing.

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So Alicante is just taking a

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turn around at the moment.

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You can see him right there.

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Need to give that lens a wipe.

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Apologies.

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It's.

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Not the best.

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Just give this a wipe.

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Try and tuck myself in here

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before Alicante lands.

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We have a bit of time.

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He had to go around.

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We have a bit of time.

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So we won't blast it.

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We won't blast it.

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Always wear a belt.

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Especially if you're going.

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Done running.

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I didn't realize it for the

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first two kilometers.

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up here.

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I was going uphill.

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And we'd have missed it.

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It had all been for nothing.

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But once the sprinting started

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to happen.

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The shirt came out of the

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fucking jeans.

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Then I was.

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It was a good job.

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We'd.

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Got off the main road.

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questions asked.

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Of the authorities.

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From the.

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They would have wanted answers

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from the authorities.

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About why there was a man.

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Allowed.

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To be running around.

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One of the major international

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airports.

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With his pants down.

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And that's not great.

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Especially on Sunday morning.

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The day of the Lord.

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All we don't know is.

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We're here.

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We've made it.

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And we can safely say that.

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Alicante is about to.

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Touch down.

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Rubber will meet the road.

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Very very soon.

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Very very soon.

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Very very soon.

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The chan is gone.

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Chan down.

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Chan down.

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Chan down.

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That's the chan acting as a

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windsock.

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So even if the flight, if the

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captain has lost communication

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with the tower, they can at

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least tune into this stream and

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see which way the wind is

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blowing.

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Could actually do with a build

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for the chan as well because

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the velcro strap at the back is

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not doing its work anymore.

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It's going to need to be

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modified.

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It's been brought a lot to cap

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myself in this.

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We've seen a lot.

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We've been through a lot.

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And we're about to go through

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some more as well if we can

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check on the situation with Alicante

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there.

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Aloha.

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John to Aloha.

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How are you?

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Thanks for tuning in.

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Thanks for the tip.

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Andy the fork.

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Thank you very much.

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I hope you're getting on well,

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Indian.

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You're having a fucking sumptuous

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Sunday morning.

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You're having a fucking sumptuous

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Sunday morning.

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You're having a fucking sumptuous

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Sunday morning.

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You're having a fucking sumptuous

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Sunday morning.

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You're having a fucking sumptuous

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Sunday morning.

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Come on, Nets.

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He's going around the other

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side.

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I think he's going around the

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other side.

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I could be wrong about this.

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But if he's going around the

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other side, we won't see him.

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We've only seen one plane.

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He could be landing at an angle.

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The way I'm feeling right now

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is that the wind is heading

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this way.

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So I mean, he must be.

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You'd want to be landing here.

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He is.

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He is.

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He's landing here.

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He has to be.

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He has to be.

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He has to be.

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Can't see him in the distance

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though.

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But I mean, still he's coming

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in slow.

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He's 143 knots at the moment.

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3,000 feet in the air.

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We're the classic Gnostic guys.

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Lights are on.

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On our warning lights.

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On our aircraft landing lights.

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Runway lights, whatever you

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call it.

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Red to signify that the runway

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is approaching.

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It's all white from here on.

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Out into the distance.

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They'd be all white.

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And then you start hitting

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these reds right here.

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Could be wrong.

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These could be red up here.

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They're actually red as well.

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Have a look.

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Have a look.

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Should be landing in a minute.

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Two minutes says Conrad.

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How are you?

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Thanks very much for joining us.

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Conrad and red arm chair

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supporter.

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And Irish Dave and the other

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Jeff.

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How are you?

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Yeah.

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Should be able to see him soon,

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lads.

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Should be able to see him soon.

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Thank you very much.

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They've just landed in Knock.

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Just touched out from

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Manchester on the tunes here.

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Will you stamp my parking

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ticket?

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I can't.

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But I mean, sometimes they're

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sound enough.

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If there's a fella standing at

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the gate, just explain to him.

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And just go for it.

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Thank you very much.

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Sometimes there's nobody there.

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And they just let you through.

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Friendbag and Naimielgill.

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Thank you very much.

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Shout out to all the lemons.

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How are you getting on?

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Lemons.

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Here we go.

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Come on, Alicante.

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Alicante.

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Shout to Alicante.

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Land it.

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Land it.

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Come on.

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Fucking land it.

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Lovely stuff.

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Be nice now.

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Oh, I heard the screech of

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rubber hitting the tarmac.

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There's nothing like it on a

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Sunday.

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And then you can hear the back

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blast.

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That's what you get.

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That's what you get.

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Let's not shake the fist too

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aggressively because you never

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know what that could be construed

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as.

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Back at the control tower or

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even in the plane cockpit.

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They might even put out an APB

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on me.

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00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:13,760
There might be an Alicante

306
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:14,970
bulletin out on me at the

307
00:13:14,970 --> 00:13:15,600
moment.

308
00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:16,600
So we need to keep moving.

309
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:18,660
At a nice pace.

310
00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:19,860
Not a sprint pace.

311
00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:21,030
Especially when you don't have

312
00:13:21,030 --> 00:13:21,860
the leather belt.

313
00:13:21,860 --> 00:13:51,840
There we go.

314
00:13:51,840 --> 00:14:21,820
There we go.

315
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,820
There we go.

316
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:25,820
That's pretty beautiful stuff.

317
00:14:25,820 --> 00:14:33,020
I don't know if we can make out

318
00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:39,320
the wind suck out the back

319
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,820
there.

320
00:14:41,820 --> 00:14:43,820
Right in the middle.

321
00:14:43,820 --> 00:14:45,820
In the middle.

322
00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:47,820
I remember the wind.

323
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,820
I remember the wind.

324
00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:51,820
I remember the other day.

325
00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:53,820
A strong wind.

326
00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:55,820
Ending in a northerly direction.

327
00:14:55,820 --> 00:14:57,820
Fucking hell the wind.

328
00:14:57,820 --> 00:14:59,820
It's savage.

329
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,820
Lot of air in the jacket.

330
00:15:13,820 --> 00:15:14,820
Hot John situation.

331
00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:15,820
Thank you very much.

332
00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:20,820
Beltless.

333
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:21,820
All weather.

334
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,820
2500 meter champion Tommy's log.

335
00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:29,250
We'll go down and see a bit of

336
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:29,820
plant.

337
00:15:29,820 --> 00:15:30,790
A bit of machinery there while

338
00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:31,820
we're waiting for the next.

339
00:15:31,820 --> 00:15:33,180
If there's another one coming

340
00:15:33,180 --> 00:15:33,820
in that is.

341
00:15:33,820 --> 00:15:35,180
If there's another one coming

342
00:15:35,180 --> 00:15:35,820
in that is.

343
00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:51,820
Yeah we've got Stansted.

344
00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,820
Making his way in.

345
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,820
At the moment.

346
00:15:55,820 --> 00:15:57,820
Should be another five minutes.

347
00:15:57,820 --> 00:15:59,820
Or less.

348
00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:01,820
Or less.

349
00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:03,820
Or less.

350
00:16:03,820 --> 00:16:05,820
So,

351
00:16:05,820 --> 00:16:07,820
so,

352
00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:34,820
Power!

353
00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:37,460
Pace, Stansted.

354
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,160
All the country,

355
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,600
Manchester, London,

356
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:42,980
East Midlands,

357
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:44,200
Cherona,

358
00:16:44,940 --> 00:16:45,700
Midlands,

359
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:46,860
Cherona,

360
00:16:47,860 --> 00:16:48,340
Midlands,

361
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:49,700
Midlands,

362
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:51,080
Midlands.

363
00:16:51,080 --> 00:17:21,060
The city is a big city.

364
00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:27,400
Wow.

365
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,840
That's some yoke, isn't it?

366
00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:32,960
Massive digger.

367
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:34,440
Hyundai.

368
00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:37,020
Hyundai Nagasaki.

369
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:46,400
Hydraulics.

370
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:58,060
Dynamite.

371
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,280
Absolute dynamite.

372
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:02,900
I'd love to see it in action.

373
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:04,700
I doubt it'd be put through its

374
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:05,700
paces today.

375
00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:07,720
You never know, though.

376
00:18:08,540 --> 00:18:10,030
There'd be some fellas that'd

377
00:18:10,030 --> 00:18:12,440
wait for the break in the rain,

378
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:13,280
maybe.

379
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,300
The back of the bad weather,

380
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,200
but it's intermittent.

381
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:18,600
It's scattered.

382
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:22,190
The showers and wind gusts are

383
00:18:22,190 --> 00:18:23,340
isolated.

384
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,200
The pockets of high barometric

385
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,580
pressure are few and far

386
00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:29,840
between.

387
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,100
But ones that are here, they

388
00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:32,520
are here, and they are many.

389
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,860
This lad should be coming in.

390
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:42,410
Let's check it out here on the

391
00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:43,740
mainframe.

392
00:18:44,780 --> 00:18:46,050
Let's check him out on the mainframe

393
00:18:46,050 --> 00:18:46,640
here.

394
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,340
Get rid of that.

395
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:50,280
He's coming in.

396
00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:53,460
132 knots.

397
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:54,860
3,000 feet.

398
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:58,580
Come on!

399
00:18:58,580 --> 00:18:58,780
Man!

400
00:18:58,780 --> 00:18:59,280
Man!

401
00:18:59,280 --> 00:18:59,780
Man!

402
00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:00,280
Man!

403
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:00,780
Man!

404
00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:01,280
Man!

405
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:01,780
Man!

406
00:19:01,780 --> 00:19:02,280
Man!

407
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:31,280
*Sigh*

408
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:33,280
*Sigh*

409
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:44,690
It's the anticipation before

410
00:19:44,690 --> 00:19:51,280
the landing, it always gets me.

411
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:58,280
Bit of anxiety. The adrenaline.

412
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,530
Too much less, too much

413
00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:00,280
cortisol.

414
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,420
The doctor was telling me, you

415
00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:03,650
have to mind it Tommy, you can't

416
00:20:03,650 --> 00:20:04,710
be going chasing planes all

417
00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:05,280
your life.

418
00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:06,340
One time there's going to be

419
00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:07,550
some plane, you just won't end

420
00:20:07,550 --> 00:20:08,280
up chasing it.

421
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:10,280
It'll be chasing you, he said.

422
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:11,890
So that's fine. As long as it

423
00:20:11,890 --> 00:20:13,440
doesn't land on the plot where

424
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,280
I'm buried.

425
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,450
Because that would be awful

426
00:20:16,450 --> 00:20:18,530
then having to dig me up and

427
00:20:18,530 --> 00:20:20,280
then put me back in.

428
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,740
And what about the surrounding

429
00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:23,280
people? Do you know?

430
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,680
A lot of families would be

431
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,280
upset about that as well.

432
00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,250
Can't just be thinking about

433
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:30,280
number one.

434
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,280
Numero uno.

435
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,620
But I see the fella there on

436
00:20:33,620 --> 00:20:36,280
YouTube. This Canadian book.

437
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:37,820
He's a Gab or Matty. He's on

438
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,550
about addictions and stress and

439
00:20:39,550 --> 00:20:40,280
all that.

440
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,290
That could fucking send you to

441
00:20:42,290 --> 00:20:44,280
heaven on the grave as well.

442
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,280
So you can't be stressing.

443
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,800
So I need to embrace this, you

444
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:49,280
know.

445
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,280
I need to embrace you!

446
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,280
I'm not afraid here!

447
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,280
I'm not afraid here!

448
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,280
Come on!

449
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:02,280
Alex!

450
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:03,280
Then, don't lootend!

451
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,280
Stand, stand!

452
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:06,280
Land it!

453
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:08,280
Fucking land that thing!

454
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:10,280
Land it!

455
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:11,280
No!

456
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,280
That's it.

457
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:13,280
Love it.

458
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,280
Love to see it.

459
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:25,700
come on come on

460
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:26,700
Come on.

461
00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:27,700
Come on.

462
00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:57,680
Come on.

463
00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:27,660
Come on.

464
00:22:27,660 --> 00:22:29,660
Come on.

465
00:22:29,660 --> 00:22:31,660
Get in under a tree here.

466
00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:32,660
What are we next?

467
00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:34,660
Is there a next?

468
00:22:34,660 --> 00:22:36,660
Is there gonna be a next?

469
00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:39,660
Let's get in under here.

470
00:22:39,660 --> 00:22:42,660
Nice and safe.

471
00:22:42,660 --> 00:22:44,660
Out of hands away

472
00:22:44,660 --> 00:22:46,660
Oh

473
00:22:46,660 --> 00:22:48,660
Oh

474
00:22:48,660 --> 00:23:18,160
Just checking in, lads

475
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,570
I think Cologne should be

476
00:23:19,570 --> 00:23:20,160
coming in

477
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:24,160
That's what I was promised

478
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:28,160
8:49

479
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,160
Bit of time yet

480
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:34,400
Bit of time yet before that

481
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,160
buck lands

482
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,160
He was due in at 8:45

483
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,790
I would have assumed he would

484
00:23:40,790 --> 00:23:42,160
have been earlier

485
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,870
Ryanair mostly is usually

486
00:23:43,870 --> 00:23:45,920
getting in earlier here, isn't

487
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:46,160
it?

488
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:48,940
Usually 10 minutes, 15 minutes

489
00:23:48,940 --> 00:23:50,160
before they're due to land

490
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,880
Cologne and 20, super Dutch

491
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:52,160
gold, thank you very much

492
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:56,160
For joining us there

493
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,160
Hot Chan situation, thank you

494
00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:58,160
very much for the tip

495
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,620
Very very kind of you, flame

496
00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:02,160
bag, shout out to everyone

497
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,160
All the lemons you see

498
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:08,630
Main approver of stuff, thank

499
00:24:08,630 --> 00:24:09,880
you very very much very very

500
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:10,160
kind of you

501
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,160
Monkey on your back

502
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,210
The camera angles make me feel

503
00:24:14,210 --> 00:24:16,160
like I'm right here with you

504
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,160
Your own little capuchin monkey

505
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:19,720
I thought you said captain

506
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:20,160
monkey

507
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:21,410
Like I was the plane and you

508
00:24:21,410 --> 00:24:22,160
were the pilot

509
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,490
Sort of driving this daisy or

510
00:24:24,490 --> 00:24:26,160
inner space

511
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,730
Although I wouldn't like any

512
00:24:27,730 --> 00:24:30,160
monkey to be shrunk

513
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:33,650
And then shot into the arse

514
00:24:33,650 --> 00:24:34,160
cheek

515
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,610
I just don't want any living

516
00:24:36,610 --> 00:24:38,160
creature shrunk to be honest

517
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,330
I think it's ethically and

518
00:24:40,330 --> 00:24:42,160
morally wrong to do it

519
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,570
And then to stick them in

520
00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:46,160
someone's arse

521
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,160
Take the piss

522
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,160
Thank you very much

523
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,320
Your own little capuchin monkey

524
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:54,160
that you raised from a baby

525
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,910
With you every step of the way

526
00:24:56,910 --> 00:24:58,160
egging you on

527
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,160
Plane after plane, come rain or

528
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:00,160
shine

529
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,160
I'm your capuchin monkey

530
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,160
Don't lose me

531
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,160
I hope you're okay man

532
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,160
That was some tip, some message

533
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:09,710
I just hope everything's okay

534
00:25:09,710 --> 00:25:10,160
with you

535
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,160
Just in the world you know

536
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,160
Prig, thank you very much

537
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,840
And very very kind of you there

538
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:16,160
Prig

539
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:19,550
And main approver of stuff as

540
00:25:19,550 --> 00:25:20,160
well

541
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,160
We're waiting here for cologne

542
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:25,250
Ethical shrinkage is what we're

543
00:25:25,250 --> 00:25:26,160
after here

544
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,160
As to end up here

545
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,160
As Decayon says

546
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,160
Ethical shrinkage

547
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,190
Before they transition to

548
00:25:34,190 --> 00:25:36,160
single pilot operations

549
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,160
They'll introduce a capuchin co-pilot

550
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,490
I think that would be a fun and

551
00:25:39,490 --> 00:25:40,160
friendly way

552
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,160
To maintain a bit of morale

553
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:46,160
with the paying customers

554
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,490
Who, let's face it, they've

555
00:25:48,490 --> 00:25:49,340
seen a lot of struggles with

556
00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:50,160
their travel these days

557
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,470
Despite the fact they've

558
00:25:52,470 --> 00:25:53,800
bargain basement, low, fair

559
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:54,160
costs

560
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,420
They have to put up with an

561
00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:56,860
awful lot of shite as well you

562
00:25:56,860 --> 00:25:57,160
know

563
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,160
The baggage commission based

564
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,160
The baggage commission based

565
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,770
Gestapo before you get on the

566
00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:03,160
plane

567
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,160
They're going round now

568
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,160
With tape measures

569
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,160
Looking for commission, bag

570
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:09,160
after bag

571
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,160
And someone was saying to me

572
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:11,160
there

573
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,160
Keep a bit of fucking

574
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:14,890
Always keep a bit of cash on

575
00:26:14,890 --> 00:26:15,160
you

576
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,160
When you're travelling as well

577
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,160
You never know you might be

578
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:19,160
able to bribe one of these

579
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:19,160
bucks

580
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,190
And I never say it in case they're

581
00:26:22,190 --> 00:26:23,160
wearing a wire

582
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,810
You just have to give them a

583
00:26:24,810 --> 00:26:25,160
look

584
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,160
A wink and a nod

585
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,960
And if it's a lady that's doing

586
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:29,160
it that's harder than

587
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:30,720
Because there might be some

588
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:31,160
sort of

589
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,160
Gender dynamics at play

590
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,270
You don't want to get caught up

591
00:26:34,270 --> 00:26:35,160
in the wrong situation with

592
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:35,160
that

593
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,160
And then if it's a fella

594
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,870
You never know he might construe

595
00:26:38,870 --> 00:26:39,160
that as something

596
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,930
But what I do is to make sure

597
00:26:41,930 --> 00:26:43,160
that there's absolutely

598
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,430
No chance of them getting the

599
00:26:45,430 --> 00:26:47,160
wrong end of the stick

600
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,160
I bring a stick

601
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,160
And I show them the stick as

602
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:51,160
well

603
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,900
It's like a little twig that I've

604
00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:53,160
got out in the wilderness

605
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,160
Wait till it's dried

606
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,160
Wide enough that you can write

607
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,160
in it in permanent marker

608
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,160
And I just write

609
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,160
How much? 20 or 50?

610
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,160
Dot dot dot

611
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:06,710
It's not like that, not the way

612
00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:07,160
you think

613
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,160
Dot dot dot

614
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,160
It's about my bag, dot dot dot

615
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,160
The suitcase

616
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:17,160
And then we go from there

617
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,690
I did it the last day but they

618
00:27:18,690 --> 00:27:20,430
told me you can't bring a stick

619
00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:21,160
on the plane

620
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:22,180
He actually said how did you

621
00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:23,160
get that through customs?

622
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,160
Or through security

623
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,160
But I mean

624
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:28,810
If you bring a piece of woodland

625
00:27:28,810 --> 00:27:31,160
stick in your bag

626
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:33,160
That's not gonna get flagged

627
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,160
It's only metals and bombs

628
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,660
It's only metal stuff, liquids

629
00:27:36,660 --> 00:27:37,160
and bombs that they don't like

630
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,160
Not sticks in bags

631
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,160
So to counter any sort of

632
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,160
confusion with that

633
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:44,480
The next time not only did I

634
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:45,160
pack a stick

635
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,950
I didn't have to wipe the schnozzle

636
00:27:46,950 --> 00:27:47,160
here

637
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,610
Not only did I pack a stick the

638
00:27:48,610 --> 00:27:49,160
last time

639
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,660
I brought a little picture of

640
00:27:51,660 --> 00:27:53,160
Michael O'Leary

641
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,160
On a card

642
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:59,160
Then you open that card up

643
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,160
And it's

644
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,160
Just said, look it

645
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,160
It's like this

646
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,820
Bit of money in this card fee

647
00:28:06,820 --> 00:28:07,160
here

648
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,160
Because I think you're a good

649
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:09,160
You're a good chicken

650
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,160
Lace your palm with that cash

651
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:14,410
Because the man on that card

652
00:28:14,410 --> 00:28:15,160
there

653
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,450
He doesn't care about you like

654
00:28:16,450 --> 00:28:17,160
I care about you

655
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,160
All the best

656
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:19,160
Thomas

657
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,160
And then they see that message

658
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,700
And then they look at you in

659
00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:23,160
the eye

660
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,630
And look them back in the eye

661
00:28:24,630 --> 00:28:25,160
like this

662
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,160
Three nods

663
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,160
He didn't take it

664
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,160
He didn't take it

665
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,160
I got fined

666
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,160
The right person

667
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:39,160
The wrong day

668
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,160
At the right time

669
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,160
With the wrong attitude

670
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,160
But with the right bit of greed

671
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,160
And you could be in business

672
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:47,160
Try it

673
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,160
I'm still sure it could happen

674
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,160
Maybe if you just said to them

675
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,160
What if I lace your palm

676
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,160
With 20 of the sweetest beans

677
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:55,160
known to man

678
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,160
If you're feeling flush

679
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:01,160
Up it to 50

680
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,160
But I wouldn't

681
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,160
At that stage of the game

682
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:05,770
You might as well pay the

683
00:29:05,770 --> 00:29:06,160
fucking fine

684
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,160
What is it?

685
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:08,160
70 quid

686
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,160
Tight bastards

687
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:11,160
Is what they are

688
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,160
Apologies for that

689
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:13,160
On a Sunday morning

690
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,160
It's not great language to be

691
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:15,160
having

692
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,160
Of a Sunday

693
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:18,160
The day of the Lord

694
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,160
The day of the Lord

695
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:24,160
The wind is out today

696
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:27,800
We need to get back into our

697
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,160
tree here

698
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:34,160
My arse just sat on a fucking

699
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:35,160
Briar there

700
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,160
I got thorned

701
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,160
Inner space

702
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,160
Just after me talking about

703
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:41,160
getting injections

704
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,160
Of miniature capuchins

705
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,160
Microscopic capuchins

706
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,160
I ended up

707
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:47,160
Who knows what kind of

708
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,160
microscopic organisms

709
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,160
Injected into the

710
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:51,160
Injected into the

711
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:52,160
Glutamus maximus

712
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,160
I can lie down into this

713
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,160
It's not thorny

714
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,160
But it provides a nice bit of

715
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,160
Comfort on the back

716
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,160
I'm just going to go for it lads

717
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:04,710
Let's hope the cap doesn't come

718
00:30:04,710 --> 00:30:05,160
off

719
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,160
The other Jeff

720
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:07,160
Thank you very much

721
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:08,160
Thank you very much

722
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:09,160
Let's go for it here

723
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:10,160
Let's go for it here

724
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,160
Put the collar up here

725
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,160
We don't want any

726
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,160
Bristles or briars

727
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:19,160
Tear in the neck

728
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:20,160
Tear in the neck

729
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,160
Hey that's not bad

730
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,160
Hey this is not bad

731
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,160
This is not bad

732
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:33,160
This is not bad

733
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:35,160
Oh yeah

734
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,160
That's fantastic stuff

735
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:40,160
Just if security

736
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:42,160
Drive by now

737
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,160
It looks a bit weird

738
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:44,160
You know

739
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,160
Tekeeshi's Castle

740
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,160
Style show called

741
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:09,160
Slug's Cottage

742
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,160
*Slow's Music*

743
00:31:12,660 --> 00:31:15,660
Style show called Slug's Cottage.

744
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:22,960
We've gone.

745
00:31:24,460 --> 00:31:25,150
We're back. We were back. We

746
00:31:25,150 --> 00:31:27,260
were gone, but we're back.

747
00:31:33,860 --> 00:31:35,860
Get out with me here lads.

748
00:31:38,260 --> 00:31:39,480
I should have brought some

749
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:40,260
tissue here.

750
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,760
My nose is running.

751
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,760
Oh, I have some. Good stuff.

752
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:47,760
Good stuff.

753
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:50,540
There's a plane right above us.

754
00:31:50,540 --> 00:31:54,200
Maybe 30,000 feet. I can hear

755
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:54,760
it.

756
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:13,720
In yet another setback for

757
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:22,110
international travelers, my old

758
00:32:22,110 --> 00:32:29,450
man Tommy Schlug was detained

759
00:32:29,450 --> 00:32:30,720
for trying to board a flight to

760
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:33,100
California, carrying the makings

761
00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:35,200
of a good fire, including a

762
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,740
handwritten card.

763
00:32:36,740 --> 00:32:40,020
Soaked in lighter fluid.

764
00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:44,220
In his defense, Mr. Schlug said

765
00:32:44,220 --> 00:32:46,620
it was a cold day.

766
00:32:46,620 --> 00:32:48,490
Johnny Plain, thank you very

767
00:32:48,490 --> 00:32:50,410
much for the tip as well, and

768
00:32:50,410 --> 00:32:52,560
the other Jeff and the kindling.

769
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,170
I'd say maybe the shtick was

770
00:32:55,170 --> 00:32:58,150
for the fire, bringing it over

771
00:32:58,150 --> 00:33:01,380
to California to the relatives,

772
00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:03,450
because they wanted a

773
00:33:03,450 --> 00:33:06,120
traditional Irish shtick.

774
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,080
Then when prosecution

775
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:10,010
questioned Mr. Schlug on what

776
00:33:10,010 --> 00:33:12,200
the inscription written on the

777
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,380
stick was about, Mr. Schlug

778
00:33:14,380 --> 00:33:17,510
responded, it was an old family

779
00:33:17,510 --> 00:33:20,550
mantra and motto that dates

780
00:33:20,550 --> 00:33:23,400
back to God knows when.

781
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:29,380
About bags and beans.

782
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:32,960
Yep.

783
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:32,960
Yep.

784
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,460
The old Schlug family crest,

785
00:33:35,460 --> 00:33:37,990
which had a picture of a bag, a

786
00:33:37,990 --> 00:33:41,500
cabin-sized 10 kg bag, carry-on.

787
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:43,600
And then on the other side,

788
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:44,740
some beans.

789
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,710
The prosecution stepped down

790
00:33:49,710 --> 00:33:51,740
and said, no further questions,

791
00:33:51,740 --> 00:33:52,600
Your Honor.

792
00:34:01,240 --> 00:33:59,460
Any sign of the Chinese flight,

793
00:33:59,460 --> 00:34:03,840
I haven't seen it.

794
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:04,960
I don't even know if it landed

795
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,180
the last day, to be honest with

796
00:34:06,180 --> 00:34:06,580
you.

797
00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:10,440
We were long gone.

798
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,040
Long gone silver.

799
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:13,940
Before that bucking managed to

800
00:34:13,940 --> 00:34:15,460
get away, or to land.

801
00:34:16,380 --> 00:34:17,440
We don't even know what his

802
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:18,760
business was.

803
00:34:19,300 --> 00:34:20,820
If he had any business at all.

804
00:34:21,340 --> 00:34:22,480
He had no business being here.

805
00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:26,620
Not usually anyway.

806
00:34:26,780 --> 00:34:27,900
It wasn't scheduled.

807
00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:31,720
It wasn't on the arrivals board.

808
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:33,080
That knock, you know.

809
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:48,120
We're about here.

810
00:34:49,740 --> 00:34:50,210
Great to be able to attach the

811
00:34:50,210 --> 00:34:52,490
camera there to the, to the

812
00:34:52,490 --> 00:34:53,100
branch.

813
00:34:58,800 --> 00:34:59,280
Twisted.

814
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:08,380
Drop off some PPE for COVID.

815
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:09,430
Somebody was saying about that

816
00:35:09,430 --> 00:35:09,820
flight.

817
00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:11,320
The next day.

818
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:14,220
Do you know what?

819
00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:15,840
The only thing I'm, I'm certain

820
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,340
about with the COVID is that it

821
00:35:17,340 --> 00:35:18,260
was man-made.

822
00:35:19,180 --> 00:35:20,150
I can put my life, I put my

823
00:35:20,150 --> 00:35:22,700
life, my, my bottom dollar, my

824
00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:24,260
last dollar on it.

825
00:35:28,020 --> 00:35:29,980
I think wherever it came from,

826
00:35:29,980 --> 00:35:31,760
to me, I don't give, I don't

827
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:32,380
care.

828
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,580
It could be China.

829
00:35:35,780 --> 00:35:37,100
It could be America.

830
00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:38,660
It could be Timbuk fucking too.

831
00:35:39,940 --> 00:35:41,550
All I know is that there's,

832
00:35:41,550 --> 00:35:42,840
that was man-made.

833
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,120
That didn't come out of the sky

834
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,100
or nature.

835
00:35:46,620 --> 00:35:48,620
Because why hadn't we felt that

836
00:35:48,620 --> 00:35:51,350
in millions of years prior, you

837
00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:51,980
know.

838
00:35:53,260 --> 00:35:54,360
Obviously records didn't begin

839
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,260
millions of years ago.

840
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,680
So maybe it was floating around.

841
00:35:58,540 --> 00:35:59,440
Actually no, that counters what

842
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:00,820
I'm, what I'm saying.

843
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:02,120
It was man-made.

844
00:36:02,940 --> 00:36:05,080
And if you look at the timeline

845
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,170
of what we're led to believe is

846
00:36:07,170 --> 00:36:09,480
the dawn of time up until now.

847
00:36:10,500 --> 00:36:11,750
And then you look at the last

848
00:36:11,750 --> 00:36:12,620
hundred years.

849
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:14,880
Fucking hell.

850
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:16,790
You've had two world wars,

851
00:36:16,790 --> 00:36:18,020
atomic bombs.

852
00:36:19,180 --> 00:36:20,680
And you've had man-made

853
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:23,500
international virus.

854
00:36:26,860 --> 00:36:28,390
That's, that, that's in the

855
00:36:28,390 --> 00:36:30,010
last, what would look like a

856
00:36:30,010 --> 00:36:30,620
pinprick.

857
00:36:31,020 --> 00:36:33,020
If you were to look at the

858
00:36:33,020 --> 00:36:35,900
timeline on like a chart from

859
00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:37,360
zero to now.

860
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,170
It would only be a small dot at

861
00:36:39,170 --> 00:36:39,900
the end.

862
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:41,660
You've had that man-made

863
00:36:41,660 --> 00:36:43,510
insanity on what would be a

864
00:36:43,510 --> 00:36:45,120
full stop at the end of a

865
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,060
fucking long sentence.

866
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:49,480
That does not bode well.

867
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:50,900
I don't want to be putting a

868
00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:52,200
dampener on things.

869
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:53,140
Now this is why I get out and

870
00:36:53,140 --> 00:36:53,940
look at the planes.

871
00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:56,700
But if that's what's happened

872
00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:59,570
in what is the last millisecond

873
00:36:59,570 --> 00:37:01,950
of, you know, if you looked at

874
00:37:01,950 --> 00:37:03,330
the scale of time from the

875
00:37:03,330 --> 00:37:04,700
beginning until now.

876
00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:06,950
As say, the length of width of

877
00:37:06,950 --> 00:37:08,860
an A4 piece of paper.

878
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:09,220
Width.

879
00:37:09,820 --> 00:37:12,190
You're looking at what would be

880
00:37:12,190 --> 00:37:14,400
less than a birodot.

881
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:15,940
Less than a grain of sand width.

882
00:37:16,460 --> 00:37:17,840
Less than a fucking salt width.

883
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,280
Salt width is a great word.

884
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:21,640
And I've just created it.

885
00:37:23,620 --> 00:37:25,420
So, let's just hope for the

886
00:37:25,420 --> 00:37:27,280
best, eh?

887
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:29,120
I'm hoping that I can get out

888
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:30,860
of this fucking place.

889
00:37:31,380 --> 00:37:32,420
Before the whole shit house

890
00:37:32,420 --> 00:37:33,620
goes up in flames.

891
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:36,680
That's all I want.

892
00:37:39,020 --> 00:37:39,800
That's all I want.

893
00:37:39,860 --> 00:37:40,750
Sorry about this now on a

894
00:37:40,750 --> 00:37:41,240
Sunday.

895
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:42,920
Some would say this is the

896
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:43,980
Sunday fear.

897
00:37:45,260 --> 00:37:47,710
I say it's a cold hard slice of

898
00:37:47,710 --> 00:37:48,800
reality.

899
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,640
And what you need to do then is

900
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:51,840
put that to bed.

901
00:37:52,300 --> 00:37:52,720
Get out.

902
00:37:52,980 --> 00:37:54,230
Get down to your local plane

903
00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:54,800
place.

904
00:37:55,300 --> 00:37:56,500
Otherwise known as an airport.

905
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:58,370
And start shouting at those

906
00:37:58,370 --> 00:37:59,140
planes.

907
00:37:59,460 --> 00:38:00,520
But make sure you're well

908
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:01,820
within your limits.

909
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,510
You're legally allowed to do it

910
00:38:04,510 --> 00:38:06,240
on a fucking safe place.

911
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:06,800
A road.

912
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,720
Don't encroach on anyone's decrees.

913
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:10,920
Definitely don't jump the fence

914
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:11,600
at an airport.

915
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:12,240
I'm not.

916
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,060
Actually, I'm not encouraging

917
00:38:14,060 --> 00:38:15,810
anyone to do anything untoward

918
00:38:15,810 --> 00:38:16,800
whatsoever.

919
00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:17,920
Safe.

920
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:19,800
Safe.

921
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:20,420
Legal.

922
00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:22,000
Aeronautical fun.

923
00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:24,480
That's all I'm about.

924
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:26,740
Popped out of the bushes.

925
00:38:26,860 --> 00:38:27,560
Thank you very much.

926
00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:29,400
Fontaine chicken.

927
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:30,360
Thank you very much.

928
00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:31,820
And.

929
00:38:33,740 --> 00:38:34,460
Shifty Lopez.

930
00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:35,320
How are you?

931
00:38:35,420 --> 00:38:35,840
Good morning.

932
00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:36,620
And chocolate surface.

933
00:38:36,820 --> 00:38:37,950
Tommy, could you wish a happy

934
00:38:37,950 --> 00:38:39,240
birthday to my dog, Ozzy.

935
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:40,740
Happy birthday, Ozzy.

936
00:38:41,340 --> 00:38:42,580
Who turns 15 today.

937
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:43,800
A sweet beast.

938
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:45,100
All the best.

939
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:46,060
And thank you for the stream.

940
00:38:46,180 --> 00:38:46,980
Thank you very much.

941
00:38:47,940 --> 00:38:48,580
To the tip there.

942
00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:49,570
Don't worry about any of that

943
00:38:49,570 --> 00:38:50,720
doom and gloom stuff either.

944
00:38:51,820 --> 00:38:52,700
I just need to ying and yang it,

945
00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:53,460
you see.

946
00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:54,580
I don't want you thinking that

947
00:38:54,580 --> 00:38:55,920
I'm having too much fun up here.

948
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,470
I need you to know that I'm

949
00:38:58,470 --> 00:38:59,580
wrecked.

950
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,640
Wrecked with the fucking demons.

951
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:03,360
24-7.

952
00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:06,140
I'm not.

953
00:39:06,460 --> 00:39:06,900
I'm not.

954
00:39:07,540 --> 00:39:09,550
I think it's a leitmotif of me

955
00:39:09,550 --> 00:39:11,780
to bring up the absolute

956
00:39:11,780 --> 00:39:15,160
insanity and chaos of humanity.

957
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:16,680
At times.

958
00:39:17,580 --> 00:39:18,650
To really make us appreciate

959
00:39:18,650 --> 00:39:20,690
what we've got here with these

960
00:39:20,690 --> 00:39:21,500
planes.

961
00:39:22,340 --> 00:39:22,520
Do you know?

962
00:39:22,580 --> 00:39:23,900
Big metal birds in the sky.

963
00:39:24,900 --> 00:39:26,020
To the uninitiated.

964
00:39:26,020 --> 00:39:28,440
It's pure fucking fantasy

965
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,120
magical stuff.

966
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:31,270
You showed this to a bucky in

967
00:39:31,270 --> 00:39:32,580
there 200 years ago.

968
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,480
He would have actually had a,

969
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,000
what would you call it?

970
00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:37,660
A seizure or whatever.

971
00:39:37,980 --> 00:39:39,860
Probably would have started

972
00:39:39,860 --> 00:39:41,400
thinking he was witnessing some

973
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,990
kind of divine act of God or

974
00:39:42,990 --> 00:39:43,820
whatnot.

975
00:39:46,820 --> 00:39:48,080
And it doesn't stop.

976
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:49,410
Even nowadays with all our

977
00:39:49,410 --> 00:39:50,860
fancy gizmos, gadgets.

978
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,540
Lads going up into space.

979
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:56,890
Contraintaneous information on

980
00:39:56,890 --> 00:39:57,360
whatever.

981
00:39:58,500 --> 00:39:59,860
Face scanning recognition.

982
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:02,360
Biometrics.

983
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,020
Doesn't stop the amazement when

984
00:40:05,020 --> 00:40:07,680
you see that lad flying over.

985
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,040
A big heap of metal.

986
00:40:11,220 --> 00:40:13,120
But it's all aerodynamics.

987
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:15,140
It's all about the flaps.

988
00:40:15,820 --> 00:40:16,380
We need to get, Cologne is

989
00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:17,340
coming in lads.

990
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:20,340
Come on.

991
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:22,180
Germany.

992
00:40:22,180 --> 00:40:22,180
Germany.

993
00:40:22,180 --> 00:40:24,760
The Germans are coming.

994
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:28,480
Achtung.

995
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:33,080
Achtung baby.

996
00:40:33,860 --> 00:40:34,640
Come on Germany.

997
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:38,160
Come on.

998
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:40,040
Eins fein.

999
00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:42,180
Eins fein.

1000
00:40:44,260 --> 00:40:49,980
Come on! Go back alone! Fuckin'

1001
00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:55,310
Landers! Landers! Go on,

1002
00:40:55,310 --> 00:40:58,340
Germany! Go on!

1003
00:41:02,340 --> 00:41:03,980
That's the stuff!

1004
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,400
Sniil! Sniil!

1005
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:36,040
Tim Reedy! Thank you very much

1006
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,400
for the tip! Tip Reedy!

1007
00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:44,180
Knock news! Thank you very much!

1008
00:41:44,180 --> 00:41:47,420
My belt is gone, lads! The belt

1009
00:41:47,420 --> 00:41:48,540
is gone!

1010
00:42:02,540 --> 00:42:07,370
The rain is coming in! The rain

1011
00:42:07,370 --> 00:42:14,820
is coming in! Lads! We'll have

1012
00:42:14,820 --> 00:42:17,030
to leave it! We'll have to

1013
00:42:17,030 --> 00:42:18,070
leave it! There's no more

1014
00:42:18,070 --> 00:42:22,540
planes! There's no more planes!

1015
00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:34,510
Gavin Brown! Never a frown! Win

1016
00:42:34,510 --> 00:42:37,420
Gavin Brown! Thank you very

1017
00:42:37,420 --> 00:42:40,340
much! We've got to make sure

1018
00:42:40,340 --> 00:42:42,910
that the chan is about to go

1019
00:42:42,910 --> 00:42:44,540
flying here!

1020
00:42:44,540 --> 00:42:49,290
Guys, we'll talk to you later

1021
00:42:49,290 --> 00:42:54,610
on! I have to go because there's

1022
00:42:54,610 --> 00:43:00,540
no more planes and the wind...

1023
00:43:00,540 --> 00:43:04,540
The wind has hit me strong here!

1024
00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:05,920
But I hope you have a lovely

1025
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,460
Sunday! We'll talk to you in a

1026
00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:12,540
bit! All the best! Good luck!

1027
00:43:12,540 --> 00:43:14,540
but

1028
00:43:14,540 --> 00:43:16,540
you

1029
00:43:16,540 --> 00:43:18,540
you

1030
00:43:18,540 --> 00:43:20,540
you

1031
00:43:20,540 --> 00:43:22,540
you

1032
00:43:22,540 --> 00:43:52,520
Thank you.
